See what the reporter from the neighboring region of Hulpmiddel has to say! His name is Jurën Stomezel. He reports news from all over the Motherland! Most of what he says makes no sense, so we had to do the translation. He is believed to be the greatest Hulpmiddelian reporter to have ever lived, and is considered to be a legend in his own time. Jurën has been reporting the news for over 4 months now.

Enjoy!